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“I can’t wait to tell Sherlock!”

You skipped your way back to 221B Baker Street from the hospital. Everything was turning your way for once in two years. Sherlock came back “from the dead,” you received a bonus and a promotion at work, and now this! Things were looking great for you. Granted that you nearly choked Sherlock back to his grave after John had the pleasure to brutally beat him up before you got to.

You arrived to the green door of 221B and bursted through it.

“SHERLOCK! I’M HOME!” you announced in a sing-song voice, but all you heard back was a series of grunting sounds. “Sherlock?”

Curious, you made your way up the stairs and opened the second door to find Sherlock in his blue robe fighting...a ninja?

“What the-”

“(y/n)! Stay back!” Sherlock yelled at you.

The mysterious shinobi saw you at the door and threw a star at lightning speed only to be blocked less than a foot away from your face by a thick book Sherlock used as a shield. Now, there were a lot of strange things that happen around Sherlock, but when it comes to something like this, you could never get used to it especially after the last incident with the robed man. Sherlock pulled the shuriken out from the book and threw it at his attacker. The ninja dodged it, letting it his the wall behind him, and proceeded to jump on top of the work table. Surprisingly, the table did not break as if the ninja was made out of feathers. He jumped up with a katana at hand and pulled a downwards slash at Sherlock.

The detective blocked the attack with the same book in his hand, but the momentum of the attack pushed him down onto the coffee table with the ninja on top of him pushing down the blade further with his other hand. Thinking on your feet, you took the nearest lamp and hit it straight down the hooded figure.

“You idiot!” you heard your lover say.

The ninja looked over his shoulder at you and changed his target to you instead by swinging his sword at you. You quickly stepped back away the attack, but it wasn’t far enough for the tip of the blade came in contact with your cheek and grazed your skin. Sherlock’s adrenaline kicked in and took the opportunity to kick the attacker in the gut. He doubled over in pain, and the detective twisted the ninja’s wrist causing him scream bloody murder and to let go of the katana. Sherlock kicked the blade away from everyone and grabbed the ninja by the collar of his gi.

“I’ve heard rumors about ninjas being able to fly. Shall we test that theory?” Sherlock proceeds to drag the wiggling ninja on the ground and threw him out of the window. You heard a loud ‘thump’ sound from outside. “I guess not,” the detective chuckled while dusting himself off.

“I’m seriously never gonna get used to your ‘visitors’ coming by here,” you said blankly as you were about to walk into the kitchen area to pick up a broom for the mess.

Just as you were about to grab it, a pair of hands grabbed your shoulders and twisted you around to become face-to-face with the consulting detective scrutinizing your cheek.

“I told you to stay back,” he said with a hint of anger under it.

“You were being attacked. What did you want me to do? Stand there like the idiot I am?” you snapped back.

“You are an idiot. But you’re my idiot, and I don’t want you hurt.”

“It’s just a minor cut. It’ll heal in a couple days.” You pushed his face out of the way with your hand which caused him to be slightly disoriented for a second.

You turned back to the broom and went back to the living room with it to sweep up the mess you made with the lamp.

“You owe me a new lamp,” Sherlock said nonchalantly.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the world will end if I don’t replace the lamp owned by the great Sherlock Holmes.” You looked up just to see Sherlock throw the ninja star right passed your face and onto the wall where it hit the yellow smiley face paint on it almost to the point it looks like an odd shaped nose. “Be more careful!”

“The probability of it actually hitting you was less than 95%. You’re fine,” Sherlock pointed. You just rolled your eyes in response and continued cleaning while muttering under your breath. Sherlock sat in his chair staring at you the whole time. “(y/n).” You looked up at him, and he motioned you to come closer to him. You did so, and he tilted his head back. Knowing what he wanted, you leaned down to kiss him right when a pair of familiar faces walked in.

“Ugh... Ew!” the doctor said walking by into the kitchen.

You broke the kiss and giggled along with Mary. “Hey, I don’t say anything when you and Mary kiss!”

“That’s because it’s me and Mary. You’re kissing that...that...heartless machine!”

“Heartless, eh?” You slowly looked back at Sherlock whilst him looking at you as well and gave you the cutest smile you haven’t seen in two years. “If heartless is that cute, then I’ll accept it!”

“I think I’m going to throw up.” His fiance giggled at his reactions. Then you noticed Mary was holding a plate of sandwiches.

“Oh~ Are those cucumber sandwiches?” you asked with such happiness in your eyes; a little too much glimmer for something simple as sandwiches.

“Oh! They are! Was planning to give these to Mrs. Hudson, but you can have them if you like,” Mary responded happily.

“Thank you so much! You have no clue how starved I am right now!” And with that, you toke the plate away from her and started eating the sandwiches like you haven’t had anything in days. Sherlock looked at you oddly while you were eating until John broke his thought bubble.

“Uh, (y/n)?” You stopped to look at John. “I was trying to see how the visit with your doctor went, but he wouldn’t tell me anything because of confidentiality reasons. Did everything go alright?”

No thanks to that ninja earlier, you completely forgot about the news. You put the plate of food down on the table and clapped your hands together. “Thank you for reminding me! Everyone…” There was a brief moment of silence as you hung everyone in it, waiting for your next words. “...I’m pregnant!” you said with a big smile on your face.

John’s jaw completely dropped to the point it almost fell off its hinges, Mary was clapping and jumping with joy for you, but the biggest reaction of them all was Sherlock and his widen eyes at you. You couldn’t tell if it was from shock or fear or the combination of the two or even that with other thoughts in his head.

“Sher-Sherlock?” He didn’t respond. “Sherlock?” You lightly tapped the side of his head but no reaction - not even a blink.

“John?” Mary said doing the exact same thing. “John? Are you there?” She snaps her fingers next to his eyes. John’s eyes, though, were clear as day. Fear. Absolute fear.

“An-an-an-another Sherlock? No. No. Not another Sherlock. No. No.” And he went on and on like that while Sherlock doesn’t his eyes off of you, not even blinking once. You and Mary try to snap them out, but it almost seems like a hopeless cause.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters. They belong to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and the BBC version by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss.

☆*゚ ゜゚*☆*゚ ゜゚*

This takes place around the first episode of the 3rd season. 

I wrote this out a sheer boredom. There is really no plot, no point, just pure randomness. Don't question it. xD
I write so many dark or depressing or some stuff like that stories, so I wanted to write something humorous and random for a change.

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OMG!!! Over 30 :+fav:s in 24 hours!!! Thank you guys so much! I never thought this would get that many hits for something so randomly and completely from the top of my head! xD Thank you all!
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AuraLady Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
**falls over laughing** HA HA HA HA! Finally one with the reaction I was hoping! Now please please PLEASE have a sequel with the reactions from Lestrade and the others :D (key ones: Donovan and Anderson **evil laugh**)
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG I didn't think about that! xD
SOOOO gonna do that when I can. Thank you~!
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AuraLady Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
You're awesome! Thank YOU! let me know when you do it :D
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll try! Just keep your eye peeled~! ^ ^
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AuraLady Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
that sounds soooooooooo painful lol
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RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
L ok i'd
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
LOKI'D to the Sherlock degree xD
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RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yup
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Insanitylover213 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Heheheh yay I'm going to be a mommy and Sherlock is the father 
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep yep! I wonder what kind of father Sherlock is gonna be o___O
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Insanitylover213 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Who knows he might be a good father 
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StarfallVulpixGirl Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay! Another Sherlock! XD
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess we're some of the only ones who would be ecstatic about another Sherlock xD Poor John xDDDD
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StarfallVulpixGirl Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, John oh John…
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zKariLuna Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahahahah! not anotheer sherlock! lmao priceless! oh boy! X:""D im in stitches! lmao fab work!
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much~! ^ ^ The thought came to me at random. I'm working on a sequel.
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zKariLuna Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
its quite the masterpiece..XD *Clap 
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much~! I'm slowly working on a sequel since a lot of people have been asking for it
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zKariLuna Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yay!XD youre very welcomed
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weeya1 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
Teehee, I think Sherlock is broken XD
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
There goes his hard drive! xD
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weeya1 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
Lol
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The-Ninja-Potato Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Student General Artist
yes.
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yes.
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Timeshiftingphoenix Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
I'm pregnant.
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JK. I am actually fine, minus the fact I have 25 percent bird and 25 percent cats DNA in me, but, totally fine.
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my~ o___O
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KingofHearts709 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Student Writer
"I'm pregnant!"
... *silence*
"Oh God another Sherlock oh no no no no." XD -BB
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I seriously laughed when I wrote that! xD
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redfox206 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
XD very nice!!
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much~!
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redfox206 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
your welcome!!
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BrokenRecord-Skip Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
Ahaha awesome! XD
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! xD
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BrokenRecord-Skip Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014
No probs!
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tsubasafangirl12345 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
Ahhhhhh where is the sequel
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes! I am working on a sequel, but I've just been insanely busy to work on it! I'll try to get it up by the end of the month!
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ichigosakura17 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014
I love it!!!!
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you~!
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ichigosakura17 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014
No proble,
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Mauling-Savage-Sith Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hahaha that was fantastic, I loved the guys reactions!! XD :squee:
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the nice comment~! xD
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Mauling-Savage-Sith Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You are very welcome!! :glomp: :iconsherlockwinkplz:
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darkgwen009 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"another sherlock?" :P
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep! Another Sherlock xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Kiliann Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student Writer
Haha, those reactions though XD
Great story! I'm excited for the sequel. :3
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! I'll put up the sequel soon. I've just been busy lately to finish it up.
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Momo2540 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
Another Holmes!!! I want more!!! XD
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha! I'm working on a sequel. Just been busy to finish it up. It'll be up soon. ^ ^
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CorporalCornbread Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh dear, it seems that Sher's forgotten how to human again.

Cute story, hun, it was a nice read c:
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MC-Jang Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Error error! Cannot compute! xD

Thank you very much! ^ ^ I'm writing a sequel since people want one.
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